yumiishiyama:

yumiishiyama:

yumiishiyama:

yumiishiyama:

My mom didn’t tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and locked myself in the bathroom 

UPDATE: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING UPSTAIRS CALLING MY NAME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR I KNOW THEY JUST WENT IN MY ROOM

UPDATE: THEY HEARD ME TYPIGN AND THEY’RE OUTSIFE  THE BATHROOM ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

THEY’RE TRYING TO GET IN BY PICKING THE LOCK BUT I DON’T THINK THEY KNOW I HAVE A WEAPON WITH ME

(Source: hadejarley)

enimrac01:

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

sodamnrelatable:

 

 

 

i just dropped my iphone in the bath

now its syncing

snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

And I really can’t with him

oh my god

What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: wordsi-neversaid)

sodamnrelatable:

 

when people send you emojis but you have an android 

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(Source: darrynek)

sodamnrelatable:

sodamnrelatable: